Physical Health or Ranking - Boulter's Melbourne Grand Slam Dilemma
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- By Michael Miranda
- 14 May 2026
The home side's offensive weaknesses were exposed and punished by a clinical Australia as the visitors secured a worryingly straightforward victory in the opening Test of the Ashes.
The England coach's side had talked at length about their drive going into the opening series for over two decades, and they were definitely full of effort at the famous stadium. Yet, in the key instances, it was the reigning title holders who displayed more composure in front of a record attendance for an series match in the UK of more than 60,000.
Guided by an outstanding showing in attack and defence from club star Reece Walsh, the Kangaroos were deserving and convincing winners in the opening Test of the three-match series, meaning England must triumph at Goodison Park next Saturday to keep alive their hopes of a first Ashes win since the 1970s.
England will have to be much better with the ball if they are to achieve that. On several instances in the opening period, the home team found themselves in advantageous situations but they were failed to score for any tries. That was in large measure thanks to Walsh, who executed two wonderful turnovers.
The first came as Herbie Farnworth seemed destined to put Dom Young in for what would have been the opening try, then the fullback denied Lewis as the break approached. By then, the Australians had gone ahead as Walsh himself finished a excellent move.
Nathan Cleary converted before kicking a penalty on the stroke of half-time to establish a eight-point advantage. It was a pivotal moment, as was the try for Crichton soon after the restart which made it 14-0 in favour of the visitors. England now had to cross the line thrice and that seemed to stifle their drive.
If there were any doubt about the winners, they were firmly put to bed with a quarter-hour to go. Munster's line break was supported by Crichton, who pushed past Welsby for the Kangaroos' third score.
That made it 20-0 and there was further humiliation in the closing stages as Walsh finished another scintillating move, exploiting a tired and clearly exhausted England defensive line for his second try.
By then, local supporters had begun to leave early and many missed Clark's late try, which at least avoided England finishing scoreless. Nonetheless, there are plenty of questions for the coach to address going into what is now a do-or-die Test next weekend.
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