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- By Michael Miranda
- 05 Jun 2026
It’s possible audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for polished extravagance. And yet, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and with its B-movie charm, it could be preferable over Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, such as a scene that looks like it presents a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered cleric fighting vampires – it feels natural for him to tackle such a part earlier – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, brought to life by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone similar to Carell’s Gru character from the Despicable Me comedies. This is a part that he too was born to take on.
The story is this: the vampire lord has been restlessly roaming the globe in torment for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a penalty for his faithless sorrow following the loss of his beloved Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has looked tirelessly for some woman who could be the rebirth of his departed beloved. As ill fortune would have it, the lucky lady turns out to be Mina (also Bleu, of course), the modest betrothed of Dracula’s feeble property handler, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who just traveled to the count’s castle to review his land assets and whose miniature portrait of the charming Mina caught the count’s hooded eye.
Besson arranges Dracula’s middle-section history of international journeys in various outrageous costumes confidently, and he doesn’t shy away from providing funny bits reminiscent of Mel Brooks – for example the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to kill himself following Elisabeta’s passing, as well as comical sequences that follow Dracula douses himself with a specific fragrance in historic Florence, which causes him to be unavoidably attractive to females. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula is on digital platforms starting December 1st and in disc format from December 22nd. It will be shown in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
Elara is a financial strategist with over a decade of experience in wealth management and entrepreneurship.