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- By Michael Miranda
- 03 Mar 2026
The England head coach detested the moniker Bazball the moment it emerged, viewing it as reductive and perhaps anticipating how it might be used as a weapon down the line. Right now, trailing 2-0 in an Test series in Australia that started with high hopes, it has turned into the subject of Australian jokes.
But the coach has contributed to the problem either. After the crushing loss at the Gabba, his insistence that, if anything, England were 'too prepared' before the day-night Test was like trying to put out a rubbish fire with petrol. It risks becoming his lasting legacy as national coach if performances do not improve.
In a way, one must admire his commitment to the bit. While he claims to block out external noise, he must have been all too aware of an England team increasingly characterised as carefree and underprepared.
The truth, as always, is not so simple. England play as much golf during their scheduled breaks as their opponents and they train just as much. Prior to the Gabba Test, they did more, logging five days compared to Australia's three, given their lack of exposure to the pink ball and the changes in seeing conditions.
McCullum's point about being "excessively ready" was that those additional training days were his call – the moment he blinked in his conviction that less is more. It meant a Test match's worth of mental energy was expended before they even stepped out in the intensity of Australia's fortress. While nets are a chance to iron out skills, they can also become a comfort zone; low-pressure work that mainly maintains the reflexes sharp.
Schedules are tight such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (and uncertain value, when you consider England having played three before the 5-0 series loss in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the disregard of domestic red-ball cricket as a worthwhile exercise more broadly, as shown by a young player's unproductive season.
Match practice alone prepares cricketers for the various scenarios they encounter, and it is in this area where England have thus far been found lacking. The issue is not just with the bat – harrowing as some of the shot selection has been – but an bowling attack that seems without a spearhead. No bowler has shown the patience or discipline that the otherworldly Australian paceman and his support cast have delivered.
McCullum's free-spirit approach was liberating during its first 12 months, an effective, well diagnosed solution to shake off the lethargy that came before. The disappointment now stems from how it has apparently failed to move beyond that point – an absence of an upgrade to the original software that has seen form decline to an even record from their most recent matches.
Among them is Jamie Smith, a gifted player, no question, but one who is being constantly tested on both edges and has dropped two key chances with the gloves. It probably does not help when your counterpart, Alex Carey, has just produced a virtuoso performance.
Going by McCullum's comments in the aftermath, England appear set to keep the faith with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – as is the case – is that a return to a more familiar match environment unleashes his top form, with Perth's trampoline surface and the unusual day-night format now out of the way.
The alternative is to implement the plan discovered during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by shifting Ollie Pope down to his more natural home as a busy middle order player, handing him the gloves, and picking a new No 3. Bethell made some runs for the Lions over the weekend, or maybe Will Jacks could fulfil a similar role to the former spinner in 2023.
In the end, these changes is ideal, with Australia's better fundamentals having destroyed expectations and pushed the broader philosophy into the harsh glare of scrutiny.
Elara is a financial strategist with over a decade of experience in wealth management and entrepreneurship.